Former First Pup Bo Obama Has Died
09/05/2021 19:10
The Great Doggie Afterlife just opened its safety gates, checked for loose fence panels in the backyard, put out a new set of food and water dishes, and welcomed frolicking newcomer Bo Obama to its list of feisty, four-legged charges. No one could mistake the luscious charcoal tufts of curly fluff bounding over to the reception area, and the whole joint just got a lot more classy and glammed up, because good hair opens all the doors, and raggedy ol' Becky can eat her heart out. Bo, the Obamas' beloved Portuguese Water Dog, died on Saturday at the age of 12, after a battle with cancer. . . .
